enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
- X (it’s from the article where they rank the boys but god dammit this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about 1D)
- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"