promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
"My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life."
John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

Melissa Ponzio & Haley Webb being the most adorable ladies on Wolf Watch

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

image

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

"1D is a ridiculously popular boy band from London, England, who perform catchy, tightly produced songs that somehow manage to be saccharine and nonthreatening as they taunt you with lyrics about how they’re going to plow your daughter."
  • X (it’s from the article where they rank the boys but god dammit this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about 1D)
Heavy In Your Arms
Florence + The Machine

radtracks:

heavy in your arms // florence + the machine

i was a heavy heart to carry
my feet dragged across the ground
and he took me to the river
where he slowly let me drown

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

hellasterek:

Teen Wolf AU: The one in which Derek is an awkward nerd and Stiles is the popular jock he’s in love with, and there’s a lot of pining from afar until Derek gathers the courage to approach Stiles.

giveaway prompt fill for stilinskimartinhale

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”